100% EFFECTIVE AND REVERSEABLE MALE CONTRACEPTIVE ON THE WAY

It’s too late to save Tyrell Owens’ bank, but Techcitement reports that safe and effective male contraception is on the horizon.  Apparently, the procedure’s been used in India for over 25 years (during that time the Indian population has increased by only a couple hundred million). So I wonder.

Anyway, if it actually immigrates to North America the biggest losers stand to be those women you might find chasing jeezy’s tour bus. And he biggest winner? As usual, none other than Mr. Maury Povich.